She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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