oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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