My room smells like vodka and shame
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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