I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
there's paper in my vomit.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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