if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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