break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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