I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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