sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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