its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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