Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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