He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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We are two peas in an std pod
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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