Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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