Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
and she was petting her beer can
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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