watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize