You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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