did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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