Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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