Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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