i can't believe i had my finger in that
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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