Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I need you to use more vowels.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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