there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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