weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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