we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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