Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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