Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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