Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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