I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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