guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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