Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
should my penis look like a turkey
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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