Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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