The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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