is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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