Tell her she can't have a vagina
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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