I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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