The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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