dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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