Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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