So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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