This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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