how can u be prego again
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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