The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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