Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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