Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just had sex bonerless
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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