im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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