Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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