why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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