Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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