I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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