is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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