if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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