You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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