the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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