You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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