You just made me feel so damn special
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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