im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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