so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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