I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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