i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
