i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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