he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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