We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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