Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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