Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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